1. Have some children you know well walk home from school (with backpacks of course).
2. Wait until they come near at least two elderly women on the sidewalk (works best this way, but really anyone will do).
3. Drive up in your car (try slowly if possible because it helps a lot with the creepy effect).
4. Swing open the passenger door.
5. Ask them, "Hey, would you like some candy?"
6. Watch the horrified looks on the elderly women's faces as the kids climb in, and you drive off.
- Delanna
P.S. I am not responsible for any arrests or assaults from neighbors that come from trying this out. Try this at your own risk and not mine. ;)
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