1. What happens when you get "scared half to death" twice?
2. Do cannibals avoid eating clowns because they might taste funny?
3. If all the world's a stage, where does the audience sit?
4. If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
5. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others drown, too?
6. If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
7. How can one person be "dirt poor" while another person is "filthy rich"?
8. How fast do hotcakes sell?
9. Why does round pizza come in a square box?
10. When sign makers go on strike, is there anything written on their signs?
- Delanna
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