Siri Is Literally the Cruelest Thing Ever!

Today was pretty slow. I had absolutely nothing to do and a whole lot of time to kill, so I started messing around with Siri. Delaney, who was with me, came up with the brilliant idea to ask her what 0/0 was just to see what she said. So, we did, and this was her response:

There was literally no need to rub it in, stupid Siri! It may or may not be true, but that doesn't mean you have to bring it up! And, what did Cookie Monster have to do with any of this? I never mentioned him once, and we are definitely NOT friends!!! Seriously, Siri is a waste of space. Time to shut her up for good through settings... Bwahahaha...

- Delanna