When You Have Nothing Else to Say...

It happens. Those quiet moments in a conversation where no one says a word, and all you can think is this awkward is so thick you can cut it with a knife (yes, this is a thing). All you want is for someone, other than you of course, to break the silence because you don't have anything to say. Well, now you don't have to wait anymore. Whenever you have nothing else to say, simply choose one of the following (it'll either start a wicked, cool conversation, or everyone will think you need to be locked up in a mental institution of some sort):

1. I will beat you with a small child.

2. Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to dress up in all brown, lay on the floor, and pretend I'm a potato.

3. Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I AM A POTATO.

4. Shhh, the jalapenos are sleeping.

5. Don't freak out, but my neighbor lives next to me...

6. Eat my pants!

7. This one time, I died, but then I got all better.

8. Have you ever noticed that pineapples don't wear pants?!

9. I eat babies.

10. Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

11. Yay! We're all gonna die! Doesn't that make you happy?!

12. I think I just forgot how to breathe.

13. Once, I saw a purple flying cow, and I named him Phil.

14. Do you ever just fall over and roll around like there's no tomorrow?

15. What's your opinion on pigs? Should they fly or should they not?

Seriously, if you try any of these, YOU HAVE TO TELL ME! I want to know the other party's reaction! Oh, and video tape. You have to video their reaction.

- Delanna