I'm NOT Pleased That I'm Here

I don't know about you, but I'm pretty upset about having to come to school today. I was kinda counting on NOT having school, ya know? I barely had any homework last night, so I was busy pumping myself up for a day full of whatever I wanted. But alas, last night our "beloved" principal sent a lovely email that crushed any and all dreams about not going to school today. To make matters worse, I was checking my email in Theology and noticed that she had sent yet another email. I couldn't help but think what in the world does she want now? What more can she take from me? Life goals? Happiness? My precious guinea pigs? Well anyway, this is what she sent:

I know you’re disappointed I didn’t cancel school today, so I thought I’d cheer you up with the Top 5 Reasons it’s good to be at school today:

5. You get to take those last tests for the quarter to bring your grades up.

4. The Dining Hall is serving cinnamon rolls for breakfast.

3. We won’t run out of emergency days, so we won’t have to add days to the school year.

2. You get to sport your “on fleek” rain wear.

1. You get to fill those PODS with food for the hungry and get bonus points for Challenge Day!

Glad you’re here today!

Yes, this makes everything better. I feel all better now! We're all good. NOT! How could anyone possible think that this wouldn't make things worse? I don't know about you, but when I read that, it only succeeded in ticking me off further. Oh well, not much I can do about school now.

- Delanna