Saturday, March 19, 2016

A Moment of Tentacle Zen

1. "I have no idea what kind of weapon will be used in World War III. But World War IV will be
    fought with tentacles" ~ Koro Sensei

2. "Oh, little birds, thou dost not know the grand visions of the tentacles." ~ Koro Sensei (??? - 209
    B.C.)

3. "Tentacles rock!! Let's party!!" ~ Manager Koro (At the victory party for the World Baseball
    Championship)

4. "Lights? No, those are the Tentacles of St. Louis!!" ~ Koro Sensei 

5. "He stole something quite precious to you. Your tentacles." ~ Inspector Koro

6. "Did you know that the kanji for tentacles is two tentacles entangled together?" ~ Class 3-E, Koro
    Sensei

7. "We won't let him go home empty-tentacled!" ~ Olympic Athlete Koro Sensei

8. "Vendi. Vidi. Slimum." ~ Korius Saensar (100 B.C. - 44 B.C.)

9. "One must act to slime something. To not act, is to not slime anything. This is true in all things.
    The inability to slime is the result of a lack of slimy slithery slipperiness." ~ Korozan Uesugi               (1751-1822)

10. "Yesterday...All these tentacles seemed so far away. But now I know they're here to stay." ~ Paul
      McKoroney

11. "I got a slime, I got a slime, I got a grateful slime." ~ Dragon Slime

12. "Tentacles on, tentacles off!" ~ The Tentacler

13. "Well, if you're happy, you should tentacle." ~ Koroji Ikari

14. "Koronda, the power of tentacles."

15. "The tentacle has nothing to fear but fear itself...and other tentacles." ~ F.D. Koro

16. "Tentacle cells do exist!" ~ Kotaro Yanagiswa

17. "Are you spending too many tentacles of interest on the credit cards you're using to pay for credit-
      card loans or cash advances? Also...did you know that even if you're finished paying back your
      debt, you may still be eligible to get back those excess tentacles? Of course, there are limits to
      how many tentacles you can claim, so...call our offices now for a free legal consultation!" ~ The
      Offices of Koro, Attorney at Law

18. "That's one small step for man, one giant tentacle for mankind." ~ Captain Koro

19. "Time has passed. Dark wars have occurred. Slime slimey slime." ~ Nakakoro Chuya

21. "Well then...goodbye." ~ Koro Sensei

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- Delanna

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