Yep, that's right. It's a gummy banana. And not just one either. There are MULTIPLE gummy bananas. Just look at those slimy bananas. If this doesn't disgust you, I don't know what will, but then again, it might just be me because I had a horrible accident involving bananas when I was in Pre-K. After that, I had a short two week fear of bananas, and ever since I got over that fear , I've just hated them. I mean, for starters, they are yellow which is a hideous color in my opinion. Second off, they smell funny and look funny. Like, what is with a banana's shape?! Does it like sticking out?! And lastly, they have a tendency to be infested with spiders and not just any old spider. It's usually big, poisonous spiders which I hate more than regular spiders, But, enough about why I hate bananas and back to why this picture is literally my worst nightmare. They just ruined gummies for me (or temporarily because I think I can get over this). Who goes into a candy store and is like I totally want a banana shaped gummy? No one because bananas are disgusting and will probably be the death of me. Also, gummies are practically sacred for me. I love them to death and probably couldn't survive more than two weeks without them, and by making some banana shaped, well, I just can't look at gummies the same way ever again because I will have this image permanently burned in my memory.
- Delanna
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