Every Chair Should Be a Swirly Chair

Every chair is different in its own way. You have stiff chairs, curvy chairs, wavy chairs, hard chairs, soft chairs, and so on, but the most superior chair of all is the swirly chair. They provide me with hours of entertainment. I could literally spin on them for hours and get dizzy until I threw up. I probably look weird aimlessly spinning around on a chair, but I really don't care. Unfortunately, the only class I get to enjoy them in is physics, which is not a fun class that would compliment a swirly chair's fun. Personally, I think every class should have swirly chairs, but then I would never get any work done. So maybe it is better that only physics has them?

- Delanna