Recently (as in Friday and Saturday), I played a couple (maybe more?) of games of Uno with Mark, Kylle, and Delaney (two of them being my siblings). I'm not sure why we did what we did. Maybe it was out of pure boredom or pure stupidity, but we played round after round. Some rounds went quicker than others, and some lasted at least two and a half hours. I swear, that deck of cards had it out to get me. For most of the games, my hand started off completely one color and maybe towards the end would have three different colors, tops (and I would be missing the only color everyone else had which was usually blue). On top of that, every single time I had to draw a card because I either lacked the color or the number, I would continuous draw the EXACT SAME COLOR ever time until I had about half the deck in my hand. That is why I swear Uno cards have artificial intelligence or something. Their creators are evil geniuses who are out to get me with their stupid cards. The stupid deck always knows when I'm pulling cause it literally will give me everything except what I need, and because of that, I was never able to get revenge on Mark or Kylle or Delaney for all of those stupid draw four and draw two cards the deck had blessed them with. I also lost about 80% of those games. I think I only won a couple because even the deck (the same one that was bullying me) began to have pity on its victim.
- Delanna
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