If you go to college, just know that your college doesn't love you. Unless your college has a pizza fairy like mine. Then, your college loves you. If not, it doesn't care about you at all. The pizza fairy is the best fairy of all and puts the tooth fairy adn all other fairies to shame. Who cares about getting money for teeth when you can get free pizza for all of the stress your college puts you through during finals week?! Our pizza fairy stops at different halls and gives students two slices of free pizza (all based on the honor system) in order to make the little stressed-out art students suffering from sleep-deprivation feel better. Isn't it beautiful? Pizza tastes the best when it's free.
- Delanna
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