The Most Frequently Googled "How to" Question From Each State

1. Alabama - How to make love?

2. Alaska - How to fish?

3. Arizona - How to join the Illuminati?

4. Arkansas - How to hack?

5. California - How to stick drive?

6. Colorado - How to play backgammon?

7. Connecticut - How to be pretty?

8. Delaware - How to get away with murder?

9. Florida - How to get out of Florida?

10. Georgia - How to crack a safe?

11. Hawaii - How to be a ninja?

12. Idaho - How to address a letter?

13. Illinois - How to be a superhero?

14. Indiana - How to be popular?

15. Iowa - How to make jello shots?

16. Kansas - How to find Kansas?

17. Kentucky - How to make babies?

18. Louisiana - How to levitate?

19. Maine - How to use a compass?

20. Maryland - How to crab?

21. Massachusetts - How to make donuts?

22. Michigan - How to get unemployed?

23. Minnesota - How to quit a job?

24. Mississippi - How to twerk?

25. Missouri - How to raise chickens?

26. Montana - How to hard boil eggs?

27. Nebraska - How to fly a plane?

28. Nevada - How to cure a hangover?

29. New Hampshire - How to tip cows?

30. New Jersey - How to rob a bank?

31. New Mexico - How to put on a condom?

32. New York - How to stop being lazy?

33. North Carolina - How to get Viagra?

34. North Dakota - How to get a passport?

35. Ohio - How to make memes?

36. Oklahoma - How to sext?

37. Oregon - How to hack wifi?

38. Pennsylvania - How to get drunk?

39. Rhode Island - How to make money selling drugs?

40. South Carolina - How to be yourself?

41. South Dakota - How to make slime?

42. Tennessee - How to get on TV?

43. Texas - How to clean a gun?

44. Utah - How to train your dragon?

45. Vermont - How to move to Canada?

46. Virginia - How to propose?

47. Washington - How to dab?

48. West Virginia - How to make moonshine?

49. Wisconsin - How to retire?

50. Wyoming - How to battle in Pokemon Go?

I love how some of these are perfectly normal like Alaska's or Wisconsin's. Then you have states like Louisiana or Arizona asking the real questions in life. And then, there are states like Kansas, Vermont, and Florida who clearly are not happy with there existence. And then, there's Utah and Wyoming. Wyoming is clearly filled with Pokemon Go addicts. And, Utah? Well, I kinda want to live in Utah now because apparently THEY HAVE FREAKING DRAGONS NOW! I didn't know that. I want a dragon to train. Actually, I just want a dragon. I don't even care if it isn't trainable.

- Delanna