Moving :(

Whelp, this is it. Goodbye, Louisiana! Hello, Georgia! I'm finally moving! Goodbye suckers! Hahahaha. I kid. Well, not about the moving part. I really am moving, so I can attend Savannah College of Art and Design (and not LSU). I have to say that I'm super excited. It feels like I'm finally getting a chance to start over fresh with a clean slate in a place where no one knows me. How exciting! I hope my moving to a new state will finally allow me to let go of the past and move forward. I hope. I have a feeling it will. Also, doing nothing but art sounds amazing. I can't wait for my classes to finally begin.

- Delanna

P.S. It will be weird living in a state that doesn't have a Parish system. Parishes are waaaaaay cooler than counties. County sounds lamer than Parish. Sorry. :)

Packing Is Absolute Killer

I never realized how annoying packing for something is. It's so tedious. I have this nagging feeling that I'm forgetting something super important, but I guess I won't really know until much later. So, really, there's no point in worrying about it now. At least, not yet...

- Delanna

My Life Just Flashed Before My Eyes

Have you ever had your life flash before you eyes just before you die or something? Well, I was standing in line to purchase something at Barnes and Noble with Mark when this baby threw her pacifier at us with deadly accuracy. I kid you not when I say my life literally flashed before my eyes as the pacifier flew by my face and barely missed nailing me in the eye. It made me realize just how short and insignificant my life has been. Oh well... Babies are terrifying. So young, and yet, they are already trying to commit mass murder. What a terrifying thought. Actually, the fact that the mother just laughed it off and didn't even seem to realize that her child was trying to kill us with a pacifier of all things was even scarier...

- Delanna

I Don't Know How They Do It

I don't understand how professional concrete people pour concrete so beautifully. I was helping my parents pour concrete in our kitchen today, and the result was terrible. I spent a good six hours working on it, and no matter how many times I tried to smooth it out, the concrete would just get lumpy in some other area. It was horrible and was literally an OCD person's worst nightmare. This whole experience has given me a new found appreciation for the underpaid construction worker.

- Delanna

Mooooooooooorings

Have I ever told you how much I hate mornings? No...? Well, I hate mornings. They are literally so sunny and happy. Bleh. The birds need to go find somewhere else to be happy at. Their chirping is too annoying to hear first thing in the morning.

- Delanna

RANDOMNESS!!!

And now, a moment of random randomness (because I have nothing better to write about)! Yaaaaaay. I apologize in advance for what you are about to read/see. Well, not really. I would be lying to you if I said I cared. Continue at your own risk!

Right now, I'm listening to a song about french fries. Yes, you heard me correctly. There is a song about french fries. You can find it on the soundtrack Ratatouille: What's Cooking? The song is literally called "French Fries" and sung by Troy Johnson. How amazing is that? It sure makes me hungry every time I listen to it though...

How do you feel about spiders? Or bananas? If you're anything like me, you would hate them both with a burning passion, but if you don't (yet), you definitely will after watching this video. I'm not gonna spoil it for you before you watch it, but let's just say you'll never look at a banana the same way again...

Speaking of spiders, have you ever seen one that seems to explode? Well, it's disgusting. This video sure does make me glad that I don't live in Australia where everything seems to want to kill you.

And, as if you haven't already lost your appetite already... Hahaha. I KID. I KID! I promise. In a lame attempt to make everything less disgusting, here is one of my favorite anime characters who just so happens to have like the biggest eyebrows ever (Chaika from Chaika the Coffin Princess).

And, there you have it! Your dose of randomness for the day. Enjoy! Or not. Two of the random things weren't really pleasant... I think I may have scarred some people...

- Delanna

Thirty Days HATH September

Thirty days hath September,

April, June, and November.

All the rest have thirty-one,

Except for February alone,

Which hath but twenty-eight days clear,

And twenty-nine in each leap year.

I dunno why, but I have this stupid poem stuck in my head. It always seems to happen on the first of September which is really annoying. I remember how my third grade teacher drilled this in to my head. She kept saying we only needed to know it for a test, and then, without a doubt, we would forget it. Well, it's been almost ten years now, and I STILL HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN IT. It's plagues my very existence with its annoyingness. I literally cannot stand this poem, but I will admit it is helpful when I need to remember how many days are in each month. The only other problem I have with this whole thing is the word "hath" because my teacher used to tell us that it was "has", but then, I discovered it was actually "hath" which crushed me. I'm not sure why, but I haven't been the same since. Weird, huh?

- Delanna

P.S. I was looking at the shape the poem makes when it is centered, and it kinda reminds me of a top hat. See it? Sorry, I guess I got distracted again, but you have to admit that it's cool!