Happy Birthday, Harry Potter!

I totally forgot to mention in my earlier post that it's Harry Potter's birthday. So, HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARRY POTTER! Yay! That is all. I don't even know why I made a separate post for this. Maybe it's the lack of sleep talking? I did stay up all night reading...

- Delanna

IT'S MINE!!! ALL MINE!!!

Bwahahahahahahaha. After what felt like literally forever (in all actuality, it was only eight minutes after midnight), I'm finally the proud owner of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. I love the feeling of a good book in my hand (does that mean I have a book fetish of some sort?). Wow. I am creepy. Well, if you'll excuse me, I have a book to binge-read (is that a thing?).

- Delanna

Patience Totally Isn't My Thing When Waiting in Lines That Involve Books

Seriously, the wait is KILLING me (a.k.a. I'm super bored). It's pretty ridiculous. The line for Harry Potter and the Cursed Child just started, and the actual release is less than thirty minutes away. I don't think I can make it. Each minute is passing by like an hour. Why must time screw with me? Thirty minutes usually goes by super fast when I'm watching anime or drawing, but of course, it's gotta take its sweet time when a book release is involved. I must remember to kill time once I get my copy...

- Delanna

P.S. Here's an interesting fact about boredom. Believe it or not, boredom is a relatively new concept that stems from the current generation's need to constantly fill their time with distraction, entertainment, and/or reward. While boredom was mentioned vaguely in famous quotes earlier in history, today's boredom is considered to be in a league of its own.

Is This the Last One For Real This Time?

Today, I'm currently at the midnight release of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child (Part I and II) at Barnes and Noble! I totally thought Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows would be the last midnight release that I ever went to, but I guess I was wrong. It is literally Harry Potter fandom heaven here. Everyone is dressed up like the characters from the books. It's great. I even decided to dress up which is like super rare for me. Since I own parts of the Hogwarts uniform, I was like what the heck and threw it on. Anyway, I've almost died like twice tonight. It's ridiculous. Barnes and Noble is doing this thing where they are throwing balloons down from the second floor. They call it the owl post or whatever. If you catch one of the owl balloons, you can get a prize (I'm not really sure what it is, but I think it might be a t-shirt). I've tried twice, but each time ended in utter failure. Both times, I had an owl balloon coming straight at me, but everyone around me kept reaching over me and pushing me to the ground. Curse my height. I wonder if this prize is worth dying for. I've already witnessed two kids go down in tears because greedy adults pushed them to the ground. I kinda have a feeling the same thing is gonna happen to me, too, if I keep trying. Hopefully not. I would like to survive long enough to at least purchase the book and read it.

- Delanna

Is It Seriously Too Much to Ask For?

Is it too much to ask for my phone not to glitch when I don't want it to? Seriously. It always glitches at the worst possible times. Like for example, it seems to glitch whenever I want to defeat a gym on that Pokémon game. Or when I'm watching anime. It's totally annoying. I kinda feel like murdering my phone right now. But, I guess I should refrain since I wouldn't have a method of communication if I actually managed to pull it off...

- Delanna

My Brother Dances Like a Weirdo...

Today was Quest at band camp, so there was no way I was going to miss it because I can easily get some good blackmail on Kylle from that kind of stuff. I guess I should start by explaining what Quest is for those of you who don't know, but I'm not sure how to. It's really one of those things that you have to witness in order to truly understand it. I guess one way to explain would be a free-for-all kind of thing. The entire band is divided into teams, and each person from each team can bring literally whatever they want (I have heard stories of people bringing coffins and sofas to this thing). Then, the members of each team pool their stuff together and try to come up with the best solution (it's really the only word that semi-describes what I'm looking for) for whatever scenario the directors present. Some examples of scenarios I've been present for were things like best imaginary friend, best awkward family photo, best awkward dancer, and best superhero/sidekick combo. I'm not sure if any of that makes any sense, but whatever. It's your own fault for not being in band. Anyway, I went to see it because I was hoping Kylle would be forced to do something super embarrassing that I could catch on video and hold over his head for at least the next ten years of his life (it sounds terrible, but it's only revenge for that potato incident). I was getting pretty depressed as Quest began to come to an end since Kylle had yet to participate in anything remotely embarrassing, but the directors finally called for a team member who had yet to come up to partake in the classic awkward dancing contest. It was beautiful, and I caught the whole thing starting with the time his team started forcing him into a pretty leotard and pink miniskirt to the time where he ran back to his team and stripped off the offending costume. Apparently, he wound up winning the whole thing. I totally saw it coming because he dances like a fish out of water. At least, that's my opinion. Anyone would agree that it was super awkward (duh, he won the awkward dancing competition). I would totally post the video (even thought the video quality sucks due to me dying of laughter) with this, but I'm not that cruel. Unless he angers me in the near future. Then, I will totally post it. Bwahahahaha.

- Delanna

P.S. Never mention the "potato incident" in my presence. Never. Unless you have a death wish...

I Love Vets

Literally, vets are the best. I took Pandy to the vet today, and she assured me that she was 100% okay. I'm super relieved. I think I stressed more today than I've ever stressed in my entire life (combined). It was ridiculous. Anyway, the vet I went to was super nice and even cut Pandy's nails for free (it is ridiculously hard to cut them). It made me really happy. Seriously, I'm super glad that Pandy's alright.

- Delanna